Hair Spray
     [tried and tested from]
    ..1 unpeeled orange or lemon cut into 1/4s or 1/8s
    ..2 cups water
    ..2-3 tablespoons high proof vodka
        (or other clear grain alcohol)
    ..8 drops of essential oil

  - Boil citrus in 2 cups water for 5 min.
  - Strain liquid with cheesecloth/gauze into a measuring cup/bowl
  - Add vodka, essential oil (optional) & mix; Pour into a misting bottle and shake before use (the bottle, not your hiney!)

Alternate method: you can replace the citrus with a teaspoon of citric acid powder.

'Make Your Own Hairspray'
    The citrus oils are what create the "hold" and in this case will not be a crunchy-lock hold but what the toxic industry terms "flexible hold". So you might try an extra few spritzes more than you used with the toxic kind.  Hypothetically, you could use this as a hair spray before work and as a stress-relieving drink after!  Ha - now there's something you can't do with commercial hair spray!  Hitherto, this recipe contains "ABSOLUTE"-LY no: Aerosol Propellants, Polyvinylpyrrolidone Plastic (PVP Copolymer), Formaldehyde or artificial fragrance.